SOLANA'S WORST-DRESSED PROBLEM? NOT ANYMORE.

HOUSE OF
PUMP.

Tony found Solana.
Now everybody has to hear about it.

Mint suit. Gold coins. The confidence of a man who bought the top and called it a strategy.

BUY $PUMPTANA ENTER THE CASINO

"Say hello to my little bags." — probably Tony

✦ THE MOST OVERDRESSED DEGEN ON SOLANAEST. FIVE MINUTES AFTER TONY FOUND CRYPTO

01 / MEET MANAGEMENT

HE GOT INTO
CRYPTO.
IT GOT WORSE.

* somebody take his phone

THE PUMPTANA FILESCASE NO. 001

Tony was doing fine. Then a guy at a party showed him a Solana chart.

Three hours later, he's wearing a mint suit, holding gold coins in both hands, and telling people he understands liquidity.

He does not understand liquidity.

Tony M.CEO OF LOOKING EXPENSIVE
Gold Solana-style coin

02 / COME ON IN

WELCOME TO TONY'S
VERY NORMAL CASINO.

This place isn't licensed for anything. Thankfully, it's just a website.

Emerald poker chips with a golden crown01

THE TABLE

Pull up a chair. Someone's already explaining a candle nobody asked about.

GRAB A SEAT
Gold and green slot machine02

THE SLOTS

Tony insists he's cracked the system. The system is literally random.

TRY YOUR LUCK
Open golden vault with coins03

THE VAULT

We put the token details in here. Tony wanted a laser security system.

OPEN THE FILE
✦   THE HOUSE OF PUMP   ✦
Decorative gold and emerald PumpTana slot machine FOR THE VIBES ONLY

03 / PUSH THE BUTTON

SPIN IT.
DON'T OVERTHINK IT.

The coins aren't real, the prizes aren't real, and Tony still takes this way too seriously.

Tony is watching. That's already uncomfortable.

It's a browser toy. There's nothing to bet and nothing to win.

04 / THE HOUSE SPECIALS

TONY'S
FAVORITE THINGS.

He's not a complicated guy.
These three are basically his personality.

Glowing blue diamond overlooking Miami at night

DIAMOND HANDS

He said he's holding forever. Ask him again in twenty minutes.

White suit with mint-green details in a luxury lounge

MINT DRIP

One suit. Forty-seven photos. He's not changing.

Gold Solana coin, casino chips and a glass on a green gaming table

CASINO ENERGY

He keeps calling the group chat a board meeting.

05 / CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS

THE VAULT.

Tony wanted a giant safe for this. We told him a table would be fine. He wasn't happy.

Crown casino chipHANDLE WITH
QUESTIONABLE CONFIDENCE
PRIVATE FILE / PUMPTANA♛
NAMEPumpTana
TICKER$PUMPTANA
CHAINSolana
CONTRACT ADDRESSComing soon

Check the address before you trade. Seriously.

06 / THE VERY SHORT MANUAL

HOW TO GET IN.

It's crypto. There are three steps and somehow people still make it complicated.

  1. 01

    GET A SOLANA WALLET

    Phantom, Solflare, whatever works for you. Keep your recovery phrase to yourself.

  2. 02

    PUT SOME SOL IN IT

    You'll need a little for the transaction fees too. Don't use money you actually need.

  3. 03

    CHECK THE CA. TWICE.

    Open Pump.fun, make sure it's the right token, and decide for yourself. Tony is not your financial advisor.

TAKE ME TO PUMP.FUN

THE NIGHT IS YOUNG. TONY IS LOUD.

YOU COMING
OR WHAT?

He saved you a chair. He will absolutely talk about Solana the entire time.